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You Do You

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I’m almost 25! AAAAA! Freakout!

I now work in sales (I never thought I would…. thanks anthro degree). I get rejected 50-80 times per day #Fun?   Anyway, the past couple of months haven’t been my best.

However,  all of this rejection is helping me in my personal life. When I get a “fuck off” or yelled at for 10 minutes by a potential client, I no longer take it personally or let it get to me. I find my inner Jay-Z and move “onto the next one.”

The point is in all of the rejection and negativity it’s important to stay true to yourself, hence, “you do you.”

 

Try these!!!

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1. Use a can opener to open sealed plastic packaging.

Use a can opener to open sealed plastic packaging.

This tip would have saved me approximately 22.8 hours of my life.

2. Add saline solution to refresh dried-out mascara.

Add saline solution to refresh dried-out mascara.

Just a couple of drops will do.

3. Use a toilet seat cover to blot the oil from a greasy face.

Use a toilet seat cover to blot the oil from a greasy face.

4. Use pretty wine corks to make planters for tiny succulents.

Use pretty wine corks to make planters for tiny succulents.

Put magnets on them and hang them on your fridge. Instructions here.

5. Amplify the volume of your iPhone or iPod by placing it in a bowl.

Amplify the volume of your iPhone or iPod by placing it in a bowl.

6. Use paper hole reinforcements to give yourself a half-moon manicure.

Use paper hole reinforcements to give yourself a half-moon manicure.

7. Use a banana to fix a DVD.

Use a banana to fix a DVD.

8. Use Jello as a lipstain.

Use Jello as a lipstain.

Directions: Pour the powder mix into a bowl and moisten a Q-Tip with water. Then, being very careful not to use your fingers since the red stains stay put, dip the Q-Tip into the powder and apply it directly to your lips.

9. Use diluted fabric softener as a leave-in hair conditioner.

Use diluted fabric softener as a leave-in hair conditioner.

10. Use a lint roller to clean out the debris in your handbag.

Use a lint roller to clean out the debris in your handbag.

I am the queen of cookie crumbs in my handbag.

11. Use nonstick spray on the inside of your votive holders.

Use nonstick spray on the inside of your votive holders.

When the candle has burned out, the remaining wax will just slip out.

12. Eat marshmallows to soothe a sore throat.

Eat marshmallows to soothe a sore throat.

There’s a scientific explanation behind this.

(You can also use marshmallows to separate your toes during a home pedicure.)

13. Use newspaper as an odor absorber.

Use newspaper as an odor absorber.

You can put it in Tupperware, or the crisper bin of your fridge, or in a purse with any lingering leather smells.

14. Use aspirin to turn hair made green by chlorine back to its natural color.

Use aspirin to turn hair made green by chlorine back to its natural color.

Dissolve six to eight aspirin pills in a glass of warm water, coat hair with the solution, let it sit for 10 to 15 minutes, then rinse.

15. Use a sock to create a big perfect hair bun.

Source: youtube.com

16. Use a spoon to open a sealed-tight jar.

Use a spoon to open a sealed-tight jar.

Read more detailed instructions here.

17. Use a rubber band for perfect French tips.

Use a rubber band for perfect French tips.

18. Hang a picture using a pop tab.

Hang a picture using a pop tab.

The pop tab is surprisingly sturdy.

19. Use VapoRub to train your pets.

Use VapoRub to train your pets.

Apply VapoRub on things you don’t want chewed up or peed on by your cat or dog — they’re turned off by the taste and smell.

It also supposedly cures toenail fungus.

20. Use mayonnaise to erase water stains from wooden furniture.

Use mayonnaise to erase water stains from wooden furniture.

21. Use fabric softener and vinegar in a spray bottle to release wrinkles from clothing.

Use fabric softener and vinegar in a spray bottle to release wrinkles from clothing.

22. Use a cereal container as a trash disposal in your car.

Use a cereal container as a trash disposal in your car.
Source: i.imgur.com

23. Add a few drops of vodka and a teaspoon of sugar to make cut flowers last longer.

Add a few drops of vodka and a teaspoon of sugar to make cut flowers last longer.

24. Use Alka-Seltzer to clean your toilet.

Use Alka-Seltzer to clean your toilet.

Drop a couple tablets in, wait 20 minutes. The citric acid will dissolve the grime.

Source: blogcdn.com

25. Use hand sanitizer to dissolve ink stains.

Use hand sanitizer to dissolve ink stains.

26. Use (unscented) dental floss to cut soft cheeses and cakes.

Use (unscented) dental floss to cut soft cheeses and cakes.

27. Pack your shoes in a shower cap to keep the soles from touching your clothes.

Pack your shoes in a shower cap to keep the soles from touching your clothes.

28. Use raw spaghetti strands to light hard-to-reach candle wicks.

Use raw spaghetti strands to light hard-to-reach candle wicks.

29. Use Earl Grey teabags to get rid of a sunburn.

Use Earl Grey teabags to get rid of a sunburn.

Read the directions here.

30. Use mustard to suck the pain out of a burn.

Use mustard to suck the pain out of a burn.

But also, don’t put your hand on a boiling kettle.

31. Rub the cut edge of cheese with some butter to keep it from getting moldy.

Rub the cut edge of cheese with some butter to keep it from getting moldy.

32. Use Scotch tape or nail polish to relieve an insect bite.

Use Scotch tape or nail polish to relieve an insect bite.

Blocking oxygen from getting into the bite will stop the itching.

33. Use a blow-dryer on a mirror to clear the steam after a hot shower.

Use a blow-dryer on a mirror to clear the steam after a hot shower.

34. Throw baking soda on a burgeoning grease fire.

Throw baking soda on a burgeoning grease fire.

It works much like a powder fire extinguisher. But don’t use water, baking powder or flour, as it’s likely to make the fire even bigger.

35. Open a bottle of wine using your shoe.

Maybe the most useful thing anyone needs to know, ever.

Fashion for the unfashionable, DIY

Isabel Marant has said that fashion is meant to become unfashionable…. put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Anyway the picture links to a DIY of those awesome tights as does clicking here-whoa!

Enjoy! I hope you can make them as unfashionable as I can.

Happy Friday Eve.

 

Lose Weight by EATING!!!! All day err’day

Just kidding, but you should watch this video because it’ll make you happy and being happy makes you look pretty/handsome!

http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/service-puppy-cam

Mu$ik Moan-Day

It’s Monday again, Welcome!

In the words of Alanis Morissette, “Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think” that we spend our youth wanting to be older, and our adulthood desperately holding on to any traces of youth.

Anyway, my point is I discovered this website from a younger much cooler individual. (I’d like to think not that much younger– though when we were in elementary school I constantly reminded her how much older I was)

Also, the dollar sign in the name was inspired by Drake– I don’t really know why, it just was.

http://metrojolt.com/  Check it out! It’s pretty cool.

the man makes the clothes, the clothes make the man

Clothes Make the Man. Naked People have little to no influence on society. -Mark Twain

My friend introduced me to this awesome blog http://www.manrepeller.com/ , by a super fly chick. When you’re hot shit like she is, who cares if you repel men.  I’d like to think that’s the reason I repel them… ?

Anywho, she posted this pic:

It got me to thinking….Others treat you differently based on how you are dressed. Even you treat yourself differently and interact differently based on how you are dressed. So dress the best you can. Don’t spend $400 on an Isabel Marant shirt but let your personality show in your clothes.

I envy hipsters with their ironic mustaches and cute overalls. Neither of those has ever looked good on me…. such is life, maybe one day I’ll stop waxing my mustache and bring out my overalls from the fifth grade…..

Why on earth would you ask me that?

Stupid interview questions I’ve had to answer this month:

1. Why do you want this job? –Because I need the mo-nay mo-nay

2. Sell yourself to me? — I think that’s illegal in ALL 50 states :/

3. Why this company? –Because, because yes

4. Define success. — Not having to answer bullshit interview questions

Anyway, I got the job. I’m pretty stoked. That’s a lie I’m super stoked, but SO nervous! I want to run around the room screaming like my 12 year olds did in Spain. I don’t think it’s acceptable for me though….