I’m almost 25! AAAAA! Freakout!
I now work in sales (I never thought I would…. thanks anthro degree). I get rejected 50-80 times per day #Fun? Anyway, the past couple of months haven’t been my best.
However, all of this rejection is helping me in my personal life. When I get a “fuck off” or yelled at for 10 minutes by a potential client, I no longer take it personally or let it get to me. I find my inner Jay-Z and move “onto the next one.”
The point is in all of the rejection and negativity it’s important to stay true to yourself, hence, “you do you.”
Step 1: Print this picture and hang it over your desk.
Step 2: Be uplifted by this inspiring corgi cross stitch.
Step 4: Imagine you are this penguin.
Step 6: Remember that these dogs are on your side.
Step 7: And this dog with a goat will fight for you as well.
Step 8: Be happy that you aren’t one of these people.
Step 9: Be happy that these are not your taco shells.
Step 10: Hey look, Johnny Depp had to iron cheese sandwiches too!
Step 11: Allow yourself to enjoy these pictures of dogs.
Step 12: Look at this cat riding a rooster.
Step 13: Look at this hedgehog wearing a tiny hat.
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Posted in Guilty Pleasures, Happiness, Life, Love and Other Funny Feelings, Uncategorized
Tagged Ñ, Change, Happiness, Life, Living-Well, Love and other funny feelings, Random, READ ME
Just kidding, but you should watch this video because it’ll make you happy and being happy makes you look pretty/handsome!
I don’t care what anyone says Lincoln was a babe; one of my favorite presidents.
My favorite thing about Lincoln is that he always kept his cool. When betrayed or antagonized he wouldn’t reprimand or hand out verbal lashings. Instead, he wrote “strongly worded” letters, to those who had wronged him. However, he never sent them.
He realized that these letters would only be met with resentment. The recipient would not feel sorry, instead he/she (but lets be real, he) would justify his own actions and condemn those of the president.
In my youthful haste to persuade people, I have severed one + relationships with unkind words. Next time, I feel like I’ve been “ass – fucked in the heart,” I’ll ask myself, what would Lincoln do….
So write a letter. Blow off steam, because resentment makes you look fat. But for the love of whomever DON’T SEND IT!
Next time you’re overcome by rage just ask yourself what would Lincoln do. Carry a five dollar bill folded like the one in the picture in your wallet.
aksfjaskljfa! Does this make sense?
Sometimes when I see “Age: 24” I’m SHOCKED! :$ I realize I’m not actually old, though my knee does pop out from time to time, but when did 24 happen?
I believe that how old you look has little to do with the way you physically look but more with your overall demeanor. Sure, you can meet someone and say 43, but when they share themselves with you, you think wow 25 and you can no longer see what made you think 43 (besides that bald spot) …. jokes . Karma, please don’t give me a bald spot for having written that….
That being said, i would rather act 5 than 15, and I would rather be 24 than 15 because though I still constantly have verbal diarrhea…. oh fuck how’d that dumb shit come out of my mouth? …. I am more comfortable with myself and I am more in control of my decisions. The key to looking 20 at 27 (besides eating a diet rich in fruits and vegetables!!!! SERIOUSLY, eat the fucking broccoli it’s the best thing for you) is to feel like you are five. Did you care what anyone thought about you when you were five. Nope! You probably danced anywhere you wanted and ran naked through fountains. Give yourself equal freedom now. Now that you can choose to eat ice cream for breakfast (but remember we’re trying to live to 140 so have oatmeal instead) choose to act the way you want to, not the way you perceive other people want you to. Because they probably don’t give a rat’s ass or even worse a rat’s tail…ew!
I originally started to write this because I really like this Rookiemag.com, it’s a magazine for teenagers and has a lot of great advice that I can still relate to. One of my favorite articles is about how some of the funniest ladies on the telly lost their virginity. I admire and appreciate their youthful honesty. Check it out here.
Posted in Happiness, Life, Uncategorized, Youth
Tagged Change, comfort, giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, Happiness, Life, Lifestyle, Living-Well, Random, The more you know, Youth
UCLA did a study where college boys were asked to rate their preference of women’s body types. These boys were hungry… for food. Upon completing the task, they were given a sandwich. Then they were given more bodies to rate. It turns out, hungry males prefer fuller looking women; whereas, satiated hunger led these same men to choose more slender women. Moral of the story: NEVER FEED A MAN!!!
Jokes… but I do believe that most women struggle with weight, even really anno looking ones.
Anywho, I do believe that eating healthy and smart is important. I don’t normally like to share when I’m dieting mostly because I don’t think anyone cares. But I have found a great site for healthy eating!
The author has some great recipes. Her website is available here. Also, this is how we should eat ALL of the time, splurging once in a while.
There’s a wonderful girl in Long Beach who holds Yoga classes every Saturday and Sunday by the beach. Classes are free, but of course donations are included and well earned!
I absolutely adore her energy and teaching style, plus she always has all these really deep inspirational phrases to get you through the poses and life.
Though it may not seem so, Yoga is difficult! Today my back is sore and it feels so good! — That’s probably the point that Yoga like life can sometimes seem so easy to the outside but to the individual doing each pose, going through each motion there’s a bit more going on.
Anyway, I love this picture! Remember if you’re going through something difficult a diamond is coal under pressure; you’re on your way to becoming a diamond.
July 16, 2012 in Happiness, Life, Uncategorized, Woahmen
Tagged Change, Fitness, giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, Happiness, Health, Healthy, Life, Yoga