Stupid interview questions I’ve had to answer this month:
1. Why do you want this job? –Because I need the mo-nay mo-nay
2. Sell yourself to me? — I think that’s illegal in ALL 50 states
3. Why this company? –Because, because yes
4. Define success. — Not having to answer bullshit interview questions
Anyway, I got the job. I’m pretty stoked. That’s a lie I’m super stoked, but SO nervous! I want to run around the room screaming like my 12 year olds did in Spain. I don’t think it’s acceptable for me though….